Groupon = dodgy as fuck?

So I was desperately searching for a pedicure yesterday but apparently no place is open of a Monday. Also, how come so few South Welsh salons bother to have decent (or any) websites?

Anyway...

In my google trawls, though, I stumbled upon Groupon. I had heard of it before; you (allegedly) get sent a deal where you can get huge discounts off stuff. They were offering discounted spa days so I figured I would sign up. Of course, it was false advertising as there were no spa days. I immediately tried to delete my account but could not. So instead I unsubscribed from the emails. Since then, I have been absolutely flooded with emails.

What the fuck?

I figured I would have a look at what wonderful things they were offering me.

A photo shoot with one photo for £29 at a 91% saving. Great! Except who would actually pay £300 for that in the first place?

Here we have a makeover, photo shoot and photo at twenty quid. This is the average price, according to google...

OK so maybe this was just a snafu on their part and they normally have really good deals?

NAH!

£19 glasses at Glasses Direct. Well if you bother to visit the website, you can already get glasses for £19.

£875 instead of £1652 at the Westin Dragonara Resort in Malta. Same price on many travel websites...

And my favourite?

A robot vacuum cleaner for £179! You can find them as low as £121 online.

Deals, my fucking arse!

I have now tried unsubscribing 3 times and still the shit keep coming.

Groupon! Get away with your nonsense!