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Thursday, 19 May 2011

Lovely email from Maribel Grill

My name is Maribel and I'm an HR manager with IDS Ltd.
I would like to take this time to welcome you to our hiring process and give you a brief synopsis of the position's benefits and requirements.
If you are taking a career break, are on a maternity leave, recently retired or simply looking for some part-time work , this position is for you.
The successful candidates shall possess excellent organizational skills as well as the ability to efficiently multi-task. The ideal candidates shall have a strong focus on day-to-day operational excellence , and a personal style that builds trust and induces loyalty.
The candidate shall be self-motivated, proactive, able to learn and adapt quickly.
Occupation: Flexible schedule 2 to 8 hours / day. We can guarantee a minimum 20 hrs/week occupation
Salary: Starting salary is GBP 1500 per month plus commission , paid every month.
Business hours: 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM, MON-FRI, (your local timezone).
Region: United Kingdom.
Please note that there are no startup fees or deposits to complete your paid training evaluation period.
We offer team members flexible schedule, accommodating telecommuted and in-office assignments, and accessible entry-level positions for recent graduates and those looking to start a new career with a stable company with foreign capital. Working for us provides employees with a challenging and fast-paced work environment that is sensitive to the needs of our employees.
If you are interested in learning more and taking this position with us, the next step in our process is to fill out our application form and to schedule and pass an interview.
To request an application form, schedule your interview and receive more information about this position please reply to this email with your personal identification number for this position IDNO:-B2WRN0QLVL.
If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me. I look forward to reviewing your application paperwork.
Sincerely,
HR department IDS Ltd.

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I won't be giving you my bank details.

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I am afraid you are not qualified for this role.

5 comments:

Simonm said...

My email was from Tisha Charest ahobbyraguvel@hotmail.com

What has happened to Maribel Grill, is she no longer HR Manager, maybe sacked for dishonesty, perhaps she scammed her employees

lol

Irezumi Muzan said...

lol They sacked her quick; She only emailed me about an hour ago!

The Plashing Vole said...

My reply to them:
http://plashingvole.blogspot.com/2011/05/ooh-new-job.html

I think they're taking email addresses from Amazon.co.uk

The Plashing Vole said...

http://plashingvole.blogspot.com/2011/05/ooh-new-job.html

Sorry - forgot to paste it in.

Irezumi Muzan said...

Excellent response!

Good point re Amazon - the subject line of the email was exactly how my real name appears on Amazon (though not actually my "real" real name, if you get me).

I have had loads of these same scam emails (they basically ask you to money launder but as soon as they have your bank details, they take off with all your cash, funnily enough) but most of them come via job websites. First time with an Amazon connection...

I do hope Freida emails me soon...