Adventures in the Business, Part 3

Thought I would dust off this old relic! This series never really took off because I could not be bothered to attempt to remember what we used to get up to but I am in a mellow mood tonight...

Working for a band, you would often be introduced to other celebrities.

This is going to sound horrible but I just didn't care...

(Employer, all excited) "Do you know who this is???"

"Yeah it's Gwen Stefani's old man"

"It's Jude Law..."

"Oh..."

Don't get me wrong; I will be civil to most people (unless they are asking for it...) but I could never get excited about someone who was famous.

I managed to offend more than a few over the years by not kissing arse but I like to think my down to earth nature kept them a little more grounded...

A few celebrities have managed to piss me right off over the years due to their rudeness *ahem* Miley Cyrus, Brittney Spears, Charlotte Church... but mainly they are just people I drifted past along the way.

I sometimes get asked to share celebrity stories but I just can't remember any; that is the number one guaranteed way to make my memory fail.

Oh, go on then!

Hollywood bar. Vacuous bitch from a certain heavily-scripted LA-based reality TV show that is no longer on the air. My martini looked so much better on her than in my glass. And she still owes me for the designer shoes she ruined when she randomly vomited on me...

Living the dream.