"He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?"

Monday, 31 January 2011

Going Raw: Day Four

Today I feel... AMAZING!

I think yesterday's difficulties was just a blip. I woke up feeling great today.

Breakfast - a banana (I know, I know... I had a job interview so did not have time for anything else before I had to leave)

Lunch - a few carrot sticks with some leftover dip (again, no time)

Dinner - Lettuce boats filled with carrots, red and orange peppers, baby plum tomatoes, celery, and cucumber with a lemon-pesto dressing (cashews, basil, lemon juice, pine nuts, ground flaxseed, water)

Snacks - a bunch of grapes, a ramekin of seeds and nuts (almonds, sunflower, pumpkin, linseeds, sesame, the usual!)

And today I tried kale juice for the first time... and loved it! I had kale, mint, carrot, and apple juice and it was so good. Will be really brave and try a kale smoothie tomorrow...

I do feel fine. No drowsiness like normal, I am more focused; housework all done, even made a big fruit salad for tomorrow morning.

I am noticing other changes, too. Guys may want to look away now...

Now, this may be just coincidence as I have only just started this health kick but aside from the weight loss, it has other benefits...

I started having periods over 18 years ago and they have always been the same - very painful cramps and horrible spot outbreaks. Well I came on today and no spots, no cramps! Maybe it is just coincidence so we shall see if it is the same next month.

I am enjoying this no end, though.

My mom has decided to invest in a decent juicer and she is trying everything I am making (though her lettuce boats are accompanied by fried breaded cod...). Baby steps...

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Going Raw: Day Three

Funny old day today. I was hungry practically all day but I didn't give up...

Breakfast - handful of blueberries and almost a full punnet of strawberries (my sister showed up and "helped")

Lunch - one red pepper with last night's leftover spicy sauce. I didn't have breakfast til midday so only had a small lunch

Dinner - large mixed salad with leftover raw cashew cheese

Snacks - bunch of grapes, a berry raw Nakd bar

I weighed myself again this morning and I've lost another 3lbs! That's 7lbs since all this started. I feel fine. Lots of energy when I am out running the dog.

I have also started telling people about this. My sister immediately brought round her industrial juicer for me to use and my auntie is sending me a load of meal suggestions to help me along.

I spent over £100 in Tesco today (oops) but did get some really nice fruit and veg plus nuts and seeds. I have also ordered 3 books (more to follow on those) and I am considering buying my own juicer. I shall see how I get on with my first attempt at kale juice tomorrow...

I wont be weighing myself tomorrow as I will be going out incredibly early but I am quite enjoying this kind of weight loss so will stick with this whole raw thing for a while longer...

Saturday, 29 January 2011

Going Raw: Day Two

Woke up feeling fine. Early start so a bit tired but nothing major.

Breakfast - 2 sliced bananas and a handful of blueberries

Lunch - a large selection of sliced veg including squash, pepper, carrot, cucumber, onion, etc, with a large spoonful of raw cashew cheese

Dinner - little veggie parcels tied with celery fibres (carrot, pepper, cucumber) with guacamole, leftover mango sauce, and a spicy dip (cashews, chilli, paprika)

Snack - ramekin of seeds and nuts

Feeling Good. Was getting a bit peckish by this evening but I have an absolute mountain of veg so feel much better now.

Best thing? I jumped on the scales... I have already lost 4lb! Guess I will have to keep it up then... What I may do is go raw for a few days and then eat regular for a day or so and then go raw again. I am very concerned about my protein intake so I will dig the Diet Plate out again and go back to using that on my "off" days.

I am pleased with the way this is going, though, even though I crave beer and lasagne and pizza and chips and...

Friday, 28 January 2011

Going Raw: Day One

So... I'm not dead... Good start...

I did all of the prep work last night because I knew I would be in work all day today.

Breakfast - two sliced bananas with a handful of blueberries.

Lunch - Salad consisting of 12 mixed lettuce leaves, 5 baby tomatoes, half a sliced red pepper, and 2 sliced mushrooms with a wedge of lemon to squeeze over.

Dinner - lettuce wraps containing sliced cucumber, red onion, squash, red and yellow peppers, and celery with my home-made raw cashew cheese (cashews, garlic, lemon juice) and mango sauce (mango, onion, garlic, chilli, figs).

Snack - a ramekin full of mixed seeds and nuts - sesame, almonds, chilli sunflower, plain sunflower, and pumpkin.

Also drank 2 litres of water.

How I'm feeling - Pretty good, actually. I did not expect any great shocks as I try to eat healthy generally. Only real changes I've made is skipping the carbs that I normally snack on and I am not constantly chewing (vegan) gum any more. I do feel more alert/less tired than normal and I don't have my usual evening headache. I am also not tempted to reach for sweet stuff.

That's about it really. Already planned tomorrow's meals as I am in work again.

Let's see how I feel in the morning...

Thursday, 27 January 2011

Making the raw jump

I have been thinking about it for a while and, considering I have so many changes in my life right now, this seems like a good time.

I don't think it will be too difficult for me because I already just eat fruit for breakfast and salad for lunch (with the odd grilled mushroom sometimes). I do tend to eat heavier stuff in the evening, though, so that will be the challenge.

I have already decided what I will be eating tomorrow - breakfast will be blueberries and sliced bananas, lunch will be a garden salad, and for dinner... I will be trying lettuce wraps with raw cashew cheese and the living mango sauce from Real Food Daily.

I am currently soaking the cashews and trying to work out if I can exchange dried figs for the dried dates (as I cannot be bothered to go shopping) for the mango sauce... I think it might work...

I am hoping it will kick the FMF symptoms that are plaguing me right now; in my experience, my symptoms are least noticeable when I am not under stress and am feeling generally healthy.

It will also help with the sugar addiction that is still hanging about...

I don't know how long this will last as my niece wants us all to go out for dinner for my 30th birthday and you can guarantee we will end up in a restaurant that will struggle to throw together even a decent salad... At least I know I will be fine in LA as there are raw food places all over.

Oh, come on now!

These emails just keep coming! Surely NO ONE is stupid enough to fall for these kind of scams?

fromMark Cooper
to*****@gmail.com
dateThu, Jan 27, 2011 at 12:55 PM
subjectEmployment Offer
hide details 12:55 PM (27 minutes ago)
APP Financial Group Pty Ltd
87 Llewellyn St, Merewether,
NSW, 2291, Australia.

Hello,
my name is Mark Cooper and I am APP Financial Group hiring manager. We have found and carefully reviewed your CV, and we would like to consider you for the position of Funds Transfer Administrator within APP Financial Group Pty Ltd.

Key responsibilities
1. Route and input all payment instructions received by mail, fax or electronically in a timely and accurate manner.
2. Control workflow on a daily basis to ensure deadlines are adhered.
3. Monitor and control of required reports.
4. Basic knowledge of online payment systems.
5. Excellent communication skills.

Salary & Benefits
1. You will be paid a basic salary of 1500 GBP per month.
2. You will benefit from the commissions, which are 5-7% of each transaction.
Normally the amounts that we process vary from 2,000 GBP to 10,000 GBP, but can go higher on special occasions.

Why we need Funds Transfer Administrators

When buying-selling operations via the Internet are concerned, the buyer and the seller don’t know each other and are placed in different corners of the world. Therefore, it is important both to the buyer and the seller for their transaction to be made safely. Payment security means receiving money concerning the transaction by a reliable, experienced, impartial person - our Funds Transfer Administrator. He will hold all the money until all the terms of the deal are satisfied and only then release them to the intended receiver. Please, visit our web-site for more information.

Having a Funds Transfer Administrator in every country we can quickly transfer funds inside a country without wasting time on the international bank transfers, and continue our rapid growth rather than overwhelming our own bank account with inbound and outbound transactions leading to severe hold times and possible service interruption. It is time that is of significant importance to our clients.

The main task of the Funds Transfer Administrator will be receiving money transactions to any bank account he would like to use for the purposes of this job; and then forwarding these transactions to the next party of the process according to our instructions. Funds Transfer Administrator will be processing approximately 1-2 transactions per week.

If you are ready to proceed, please reply to this e-mail and our hiring manager Imdad Khan will contact you shortly.

Please do not hesitate to contact us if you need more information.

--
Yours Sincerely,
Mark Cooper,
APP Financial Group.

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Tastebuds.fm

Every now and then, I like to hit dating websites with a stick and see what crawls out.

People had been banging on about tastebuds.fm and how it was revolutionary because it matched you based on your music tastes. Basically, you include a list of your favourite artists, specify a location, and it presents you with your matches.

Simple.

So I decided to give it a go. I included my favourite bands but also a few more obscure acts that I just kinda like as just one match will bring up a result. I included my usual dating website photo (the one that those freaks over at plentyoffish are always wanking over when I go looking for a fight...), said I was a graduate with a good job who likes travelling, etc, selected my preferred age range (25 - 45) and hit the match button...

What.

The.

Fuck.

In South Wales, I got two matches (one matched on Queen, the other Aerosmith).

The first guy. 42 year old fun-loving guy with a great personality who just loves to entertain the ladies.

How could you tell?

He was balancing a pint glass on his bald head in his profile photo.

Next.

Guy two. 25, emo, VERY skinny, hobbies include "crying in the park, kicking pigeons, and dancing with the clouds".

So no then.

Tried going further afield.

Got a match off Frank Sinatra.

45 year old "househusband" who "hate[s] gays, opinionated women, and immigrants".

Oh boy...

At that point, I decided to delete my account before I started verbally abusing people.

Alex over at Seven Trousers then decided to have a crack at it. He got one hit off Rush. She was a monster. Game over. Off to the pub.

Tastebuds.fm? Don't bother.

Saturday, 22 January 2011

Love job sites...

This one came via TotalJobs...

fromtotaljobs@totaljobsmail.co.uk
reply-togavin.mitchell.westerntrust@hotmail.co.uk
to*****@gmail.com
dateThu, Jan 20, 2011 at 3:42 PM
subjectTotaljobs.com - Job Offer N6544

Good day!

(Hello)

Thank you for the interest to our offer!

(Umm... what? Aside from the fact that that was not even in English, I have shown no interest in your company whatsoever)

Our company currently seeking Customer Service Representative to join our team.

(Are they also seeking a proof-reader?)

Employee Type: Part-Time Employee

(I specifically selected full-time only)

The major duty of the incumbent is to promptly receive and process stockbrokers\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' payments

(Ooh leant on a key then?)

to further transfer them applying specified method. Please inquire for detailed work scheme.

(Nah, I'm good)

Requirements:
- Expert skill in managing payments and transfers between our company and clients.
- Knowledge of basic payment systems.
- Ability to schedule working hours effectively.
- Availability of spare time (3-4 hours per day).
- Advanced user ability to operate computer and to use Internet and e-mail.
- Legal age.

Payment basis: During the trial period you will be paid 1500 GBP per month. You will also be keeping 5% commission as bonus from every payment received from a client.

(Hmm... Rather high for part-time, no?)

With the current volume of clients on average your overall income will add up to 3000 GBP per month. After the trial period your base salary will go up to 2000 GBP per month, plus 8% commission (11% for financial agents with corporate bank account).

(Did you just ask for my bank details? I think you did, you know...)

Benefits:
- Flexible work schedule.
- Possibility to combine the job with primary employment.
- Free training course.

(Training courses should always be free. Common-sense, now)

If you would like to apply to this vacancy and inquire more detailed information, please reply email to our Customer Service Representatives Manager.

(No)

Thank you!

(Bite me)

Western Trust Solutions Plc.

(Shite-dodgy-as-hell company)

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

It is decided...

After deliberating for a long time, I have decided to sell a large part of my Betsey Johnson and general jewellery collection.

While I do love my stuff very much, a lot of it never gets worn or used so I think it will be better if I let someone else have them. Hell, as I sorted through today, I was thinking "When did I buy THIS?" That can't be good...

Things I have decided to get rid of so far...
All of my Betsey Johnson clothes and purses
2 of my Betsey Johnson handbags
3 pairs of Betsey Johnson shoes
All but 4 of my BJ bracelets/bangles
Most of my BJ necklaces (I am keeping 5 or 6 that I wear regularly)
1 Tatty Devine necklace
All of my Zandra Rhodes jewellery
About a dozen handmade pieces I have collected over the years (though this could easily grow once I get into the listings)

So far, I have estimated this lot bringing in £500 - £600. I might get lucky and make a bit more, though. Anything I do make will go towards my debts. That, to me, is the most exciting part. I could be debt-free by the end of the year!

I intend on starting listing in February and I am sure I will be posting a link once I get going. I haven't sold on ebay for years so this is kind of exciting for me to be starting all over again.

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

MBNA, You Fucks!

ARGH!!!

So I paid off MBNA in FULL on the 31st December because I wanted those bastards out of my life by 2011. I was free! I used what was left in my account to hurl at La Redoute as they are next on my list. I left myself with about a tenner in my HSBC account for emergencies.

Well today... I am off work with a back injury (nothing to do with work but sitting in an office for 11 hours a day does not exactly help). I was sitting here, thinking of ways to avoid doing uni work when I decided to check my internet banking to transfer that extra money left in my account to La Redoute (those swines may as well have it and I'll walk home if the trains get cancelled...). I log in to see that MBNA have taken £45 out of my account!

Hello, unauthorized overdraft! I haven't seen you since Paypal allowed my account to be fraudulently emptied.

Livid.

So I called them which involved a 20 minute wait, listening to their shitty hold music. I explained the problem and they agreed to refund the money but it would take 3 to 5 working days. Thanks.

When I asked about bank charges, they basically said that was my problem as they can take the money, whether my account is clear or not. Err, NO YOU CAN'T!

After asking how I went about making a complaint, I was told I was speaking to the complaints department and then was transferred to a manager. She stated that it was all in the direct debit terms that was played to me in an automated message when I took the card out. NO! I took the account out at a gig in Cardiff. No automated messages there!

Now, I work in the financial sector for a company bigger than MBNA and we would NEVER take money when someone does not owe us any. That is really bad business practice. I explained this but they were not interested. I even used all of the correct buzz words (I know them well) that normally get people to listen but nope.

So I told them I was going to the financial ombudsman and left it at that.

Next it was HSBC...

Oh how I hate calling them. I have no problem with outsourcing as I can understand most accents (part of my job involves talking to the public). My issue, though, is that the good people at HSBC generally struggle to understand me. I have just a standard, slightly "posh" English accent. I would say I have no accent in that I speak proper English with no regional hints (except when I'm angry and then it's Brummie-Welsh all the way). It is very rare I ever get through to the Swansea call centre (hardcore complaints generally work though) so I have to brave India.

The lady today, though, was actually very helpful. She struggled with my name (well, my title as she tried to call my Mrs... oh how I long for the PhD...) but that was it. I explained what had happened and they agreed not to charge me as, in the meantime, my mother had transferred the money to cover the unauthorized overdraft. She explained that even though I WAS overdrawn for a few hours, as long as it is back in credit by the end of the business day, it's fine. So very lucky I was off work today.

I am so annoyed, though, as I have worked so hard to get out of debt and by MBNA doing this, I could have had my credit rating harmed again.

So next?

Financial ombudsman.

Why?

Principle.

I still think what MBNA have done is bordering on the very dodgy. After asking around, no one I know has ever heard of a company that do this as your account is clear, no need to take money.

And what else?

The Financial Ombudsman Service fine companies £400 for every case they INVESTIGATE, whether the consumer is correct or not.

If I don't get any compensation or acknowledgement that I was right in this, so be it. I will still smile, knowing that MBNA will be fined £400 purely for not listening to me.

Because that's the funny thing. There were no bank charges in the end. If they had said they would pay my bank charges upon receiving proof of them (would have been about £30), I would have left it all at that and just accepted that MBNA do business different to everyone else. But, no. They could not see my point of view. So it goes further.

Things I want to see banned in 2011

Jeggings
Leggings in anything above a size 12
Fake Uggs - you want Uggs? Buy real ones then
The habit of larger ladies to squeeze into jeans 2 sizes too small... It does not look pleasant...
Internet psychos that troll my blogs
Greasy hair slicked back into a ponytail. We can still see it is greasy, you know...
2" of dark roots on dyed blonde hair
People that play loud (shit) music on trains
Queue cutters
People that don't clean up after their dogs in the street
Internet psychos in general
Ucky old men that think they actually stand a chance with me
Racists
People that yell at you and then go "It's not personal, love..."
Backstabbers
Users
Fad diets
Misleading commercials
Direct Marketing companies
Thieves
Internet psychos that troll other blogs to try to get at me
People that use sexuality/status as a weapon
Those idiots that tweet the lifeguards dumbass things like "Can you ask so-and-so to follow me? Oh and you can follow me too" or "Get so-and-so on twitter 'cause he would be really interesting" (unlike the person you are actually tweeting? Morons)
Evans selling mini skirts
Evans selling jumpsuits
Shill bidding on ebay
Plagiarists
People that only have one idea and post it over and over and over again like some particularly shit spammer
People that ask others to commit illegal acts (by making out it is acceptable behaviour)
People that lie to insurance companies
Idiots that set up those fake websites about other people. Get over it

Well that's a start...!

Sunday, 16 January 2011

Umm... what?

Just received this email. I am leaning towards drug trafficking on this one...

George Landry Sun, Jan 16, 2011 at 8:31 PM
To: japan****@googlemail.com
HELLO SIR/MADAM,
KINDLY CONFIRM IF YOU BOOK PUBLISH FARES ON THE FOLLOWING AIRLINES,BA,KLM, EK,AF, AZ, MS,TK ETC.ALSO DO YOU ACCEPT VISA,MASTER AND AMERICAN EXPRESS CREDIT CARDS FOR PAYMENTS OF THE AIRTICKETS.ALSO LET ME KNOW THE EXTRA BANK CHARGES ON CREDIT CARD PAYMENT.
KINDLY CHECK THE FARES AND MAKE RESERVATIONS FOR THE PASSENGERS BELOW AND EMAIL THEIR PRICES AND FULL ITINERARIES.SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU PAYMENT DETAILS FOR YOU TO ISSUE THE TICKET

DEPARTURE FROM JAPAN TO DUBAI
PAX NAME: MICHEAL/STEVEN MR
DESTINATION: DUBAI
ROUTES: JAPAN-DUBAI-JAPAN
DEPARTURE: 25TH JANUARY 2011
RETURN 31TH JANUARY 2011
CLASS: ECONOMY
AIRLINE: EMIRATE AIRLINE

Regard
George
Tel 6617716254

Conning the unemployed

This is really beginning to annoy me.

When I was on the dole a few years ago, I got sucked in by Progressive Global Training and ended up losing money and damaging my health due to their business practices. I'm now looking for a career change (about to earn my second Masters degree and all) so have started scouring the jobs listing again.

Progressive keep coming up with listings for "Sales and customer service roles". There is NO customer service involved with that company and the promised wages are an absolute lie because it is commission only. But I've discussed them before...

I have had other direct marketing and charity companies contact me, offering me work and, yup, they are all commission only. I just wont do it. I don't think anyone should. Surely if we all refused to believe their propaganda, they would be forced to treat their employees with a little bit of respect?

Anyway...

I keep getting emails from companies offering me absolutely amazing jobs. They all sound dodgy to me but what do you think...?

This one was sent through a jobs website directly to me; a tad "too good to be true"? Anyone heard of them before?

Dear Ms Helen Bennett,

After reviewing your CV found online we have decided to propose you a Payment Processing Agent vacancy.

My name is Claudia Deckinson and I'm working for Cesis LTD.

Our company was founded in the UK and deals mainly with IT services, providing companies with the most ideal employees and services tailored for their specific needs.

Two to three hours a day in the leisure of your home performing your duties over the Internet is enough to satisfy the requirements of this position.

Successful applicants are offered a probationary period (30 days). Every agent gets unlimited paid training and online support. We evaluate the employees' performance one week prior to the end of their training period, at which point you will be offered a full time position with our company.

NOTE: During the training period, termination can be recommended by the supervisor if reasonable performance or attendance standards are not met.

We are going to pay GBP 1,500 per month during the probationary period + 8% commission from each payment handled successfully. Total income will be equivalent to about GBP 2,500 per month. In addition, after the first 30 days, your base salary will be increased up to GBP 1,800 a month.

My goal is to spark your interest. In the present economy, our position offers training, support and a pay scale comparable to entry level position requiring 40 hours per week. I hope you will explore, compare, and then contact us with your questions.

Our representatives will reply within 48 hours.

Sincerely,

Claudia Deckinson

Cesis LTD.

Saturday, 15 January 2011

I promised I would post something positive tonight...

...and I've been thinking all day and couldn't come up with anything...

So I have decided to start talking about my latest battle with sugar.

I am a sugar addict. Have been forever. I kicked it for a while but then it started sneaking back in to my life. This morning, however, I hit my lowest point when I cracked open a can of Sprite for breakfast. What is wrong with me? I'm nearly 30; far too old to be doing that crap now.

I have made a conscious decision to cut out the sugar (yeah, yeah, YET AGAIN).

I am more determined this time, though.

I already have two litres of water chilling in the fridge ready for tomorrow.

I might run up to Tesco in the morning and get some fruit juice (that kind of sugar is allowed). I've been eating healthier anyway; having salads three nights a week now. Most of the Christmas food has gone and what's left I may just take into work for the boys.

Gotta be done... have started falling asleep after eating sugary stuff and I'm sure that's not good...

I wont turn into one of those fatuous dieter bitches, though...

At least not this week, anyway...

Thursday, 13 January 2011

LUIHTRFTT (Laughing Until I Have To Reach For The Tena)

OH.

MY.

GOD.

It would take a person of average intelligence about 5 minutes of reading this blog and my Twitter feed to notice that I quite like an argument.

I would give your average moron an extra 10 to work it out.

But WHAT THE FUCK!

He claims he really liked my blog because "some of it" is funny and the rest is "very well-written". He must have only been looking at the layout as he obviously did not absorb any content.

That thieving little bastard decided to have a hissy fit on Twitter today because I "dared" to actually have a little bit of self-respect and tell him to leave me alone. Evidently he's never had a woman stand up to him before. Or maybe he has (constantly) and this online rejection was just too much for him.

He proceeded to post really quite malicious stuff about me (like I give a flying monkey shit; he can't say anything that I haven't already heard - and ignored - before). When I pointed out that I had his name and address to give to the police due to his harassment of me, he started playing innocent (or should we say COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID?). He claimed he was not harassing me (constantly tweeting me after I had blocked him and he was having to use another account to see what I had written is VERY stalker-esque). He claimed I was stalking him! Eww. No. He even did the classic "Oh but you're so unreasonable because you wont listen when I disagree with you" crap. No. I am happy for people to disagree with me. I am a reasonable - very well-educated - woman. What I don't like is people plagiarising my blog and then claiming they had not (when the evidence is right there!!! Posting "these are just the thoughts of a paying passenger" does not suggest a third party; it just suggests you are a self-important tosser). I also don't like people posting abuse about me. You say nasty things about me and I am well within my rights to block you. You disagree? Feel free to go kill yourself over that one.

BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER!!!

Alex over at Seven Trousers just advised me to read the comment left on one of his blog posts. It's a classic.

Apparently I look like a "butch lesbian".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

1. He was enjoying hitting on this "butch lesbian" until I told him to sling his hook.

2. He felt a "real connection" with this "butch lesbian" through our online interactions. Though I do assure my regular readers that the only connection that could have ever happened between us would have been the heel of my Betsey Johnson's going through his testicles at high speed.

3. The only way he could have seen me is from my photos on here. Durr, hello! Butch lesbians don't wear dresses! Perhaps you should educate yourself before you make yourself look so incredibly dim in future.

4. What exactly does a lesbian look like anyway? Do they carry a big sign saying "I AM A LESBIAN"? Do they all shop at the same department store? Or is it just a case of every woman that rejects you must be a lesbian because you are such a stunningly handsome and virile young man who isn't even remotely creepy or sticky?

5. Even if I was a lesbian (butch or not), is that actually a negative thing? No, it is not. So why use someone's sexuality as a weapon?

Wow.

I could have met this freak. He asked me to get in his car once. I didn't want to show up dead in a skip a fortnight later so I declined.

What an absolute tool.

Where's David Bret when I need him?

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Alex

I'm largely posting this because he told me to. I expect a (nice) blog post about me in return...

Alex...

Hater of fanwankers, large-penised German men, and dating website losers.

He'll kiss you to piss off your rock star lover.

He'll phone you and belch at 3 am.

He'll call you a "mad cunt" without causing offence.

He'll mercilessly abuse those that cause distaste.

He'll shield you from psychopaths at gigs.

He'll drink your last bottle of absinthe to protect your liver.

He'll even consider travelling the world with you.

Alex.

Check out his blog here - Seven Trousers

How about a little "expose" of your own?

I was absolutely livid over what happened the other day with my blog post. The thief emailed me all apologetic and said it was a mistake and all that crap and I started to think that maybe I could get past this; I was thinking maybe he is new to this kind of thing and does not realise how serious plagiarism is.

So today he posted something on twitter and I was going to respond when I saw this blog post. Well, not the blog post. It is more the comments that caught my eye. The first comment is from arrivatrainsnails and then the third comment is from a Steve Lewis. Yeah, that is arrivatrainsnails. And yeah, he's posted my blog post almost verbatim under his own name again. He has stated that he had "written out a few ideas on how to improve the station". NO! He's fucking STOLEN a few ideas on how to improve the station!

I am not even going to bother raising the point that he posted twice to try to strengthen his own anti-Newport station position.

The thing is, the station IS awful right now. But encouraging people to PHOTOGRAPH staff (which is illegal) so that he can post the photos online is ridiculous. He has a personal vendetta against one member of staff (the guy IS a cock but that's beside the point; complain and get over it) and he's developed this obsession with bringing down the station.

Well I just don't give a fuck any more.

If he steals anything else from me (or if I find anything else that has already been stolen), I'll sue him.

Saturday, 8 January 2011

Hurt

That pretty much sums it up.

I don't do much with this blog but everything that appears here is something I have put a little time and effort in to.

And it's mine.

I have been getting quite into the campaign against the state of Newport station. Obviously, I posted just a few days ago. I have also previously posted my suggestions on what could be done to improve the station.

Yesterday morning, I was on the way to work when someone tweeted that they had something to show me. He proceeded to send me a scan of an article from the South Wales Argus.

It was a well-written piece.

It had good suggestions what could be done to improve Newport station.

It had been taken (almost word for word) from here.

So, great! you may think... Except there was no mention of me anywhere in the article.

The end said something along the lines of "Just a few ideas from a regular passenger" and then had the name of the person who had submitted the piece so it clearly looks like he wrote it.

I was actually very upset. I stated that I was shocked that my work was being published under someone else's name and he was really quite dismissive and said that was not the case and also that I should basically be happy that something I had written had got printed.

That is if we ignore the books I have already had published, of course.

The thing is... he never asked me if it was OK to submit my work to a local newspaper or even did me the courtesy of saying in advance that he intended on doing this. He said that it was something that needed to be printed. Well why not say that to me and I'll bloody well have it published then?

Now, of course, I am being made to feel like I am over-reacting but I feel betrayed.

He said he included a link to my blog that the Argus declined to print. Well no shit, Sherlock, when the first post on my blog up til now was me telling a company to fuck off!

I have no desire to fight Newport station any more (even though I almost missed my train this morning due to their general incompetence). I don't feel like posting on Twitter. I don't even want to blog any more.

This isn't fair.

**EDIT**

So the person that did the above sent me a sobbing apology and I just found out he's been stealing and reprinting my stuff elsewhere too! What the fuck?!!

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Will drinkstuff.com please just FUCK OFF!

HOW MANY TIMES?!!

HOW MANY?!!

I know you know, you annoying little gits!

I bought two items via ebay from these people and they have spammed the crap out of me ever since!

I have unsubscribed, I've emailed them, hell, I EVEN CALLED THEM!!! And still they send me their crappy emails!

I never agreed to this!

Leave me alone!!!

Newport Station: The Latest

The latest piece in the Argus is very interesting.

It is basically the same as we have been saying all along but what intrigued me the most was the line about how staff are not allowed to comment on the new station layout.

So the station is SO BAD that the management are now silencing the staff about it. I wonder what punishment they would face for talking about all of the issues? Disciplinary? Suspension? Sacking?

The staff are the face of Newport Station to most people who pass through and if they clam up when asked a basic question, it makes it seem even more unwelcoming that it actually is (and it's pretty bad already).

So, come on, let's all ask the station staff what they think when we next pass through. Will be an interesting experiment.

Even before this article came up, I was planning on posting again about the station. Why? Because my monthly rail pass from Newport to Cardiff has gone up from 54.20 to 59-fucking-60! What the fuck?!! There will be at least 4 occasions this month when delayed trains or other "issues" will result in me having to GET SOMEONE TO DRIVE ME TO OR FROM CARDIFF. Guaran-fucking-teed. I want to know the justification for the latest increase. Is it to finance the retraining of that rude little man on the ticket barrier at Newport Station? If it is then very well...

I was at the station this morning for a very early start. Aside from the lift being very juddery (I tripped up the stairs at the station yesterday and have hurt my foot so avoided the stairs today), I was walking DOWN the stairs at the centre of the station and noticed that there are great big chunks of concrete missing from the steps. I mean like gaping holes! Of course, there were no staff to alert to the danger (I have said it before and I'll say it again, if I fall in that station once more, I'll be on to Injury Lawyers 4 U before I've hit the fucking floor). It looks like the frost has ravaged the station and you don't expect that on a new build. Add to that the normal flooring is very badly worn and yet again we have an example of Newport being shafted.

And when I came home from work today, it was raining so it was dangerously slippery everywhere in the station but what's new there?

Fuck's sake.

(Thank you very much to Steve for sending me the article:) Much appreciated)

A new kind of spam?

Over the last few months, I have been getting more and more emails sent to me from people who have swiped my details from here. I... well I don't really get it. I can't work out if these are genuine offers or just scams to get my bank details (I always lean towards the latter). I have decided to share a couple of examples with my own commentary thrown in...

From: Cameron Kane On Behalf Of CSNPromoTeam csnpromoteam@csnstores.com>
Date: Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Subject: Partnership/Advertising Opportunity with CSN Stores.co.uk
To: "irezumi.x.muzan@googlemail.comirezumi.x.muzan@googlemail.com>

Call Freephone: 0800 917 5124
Mon-Fri, 8:30am-11pm. Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-10pm.

Good Evening, (Hello)

My name is Cameron (my name is You Probably Should Not Have Bothered Emailing Me) and I work for http://www.csnstores.co.uk (ooh!), part of CSN Stores.com (never heard of it, sorry). I love your site (Thank you. What do you like about it most? The standard template layout? The images I swiped from elsewhere? Or the way I am absolutely vile to people who cross me?), and think it provides your readers with fantastic content (Ha!) related to www.allmodern.co.uk (Umm... excuse-me-what-the-fuck?). We are very interested in creating a mutually beneficial partnership with you (Go on...). We would love to talk with you more regarding some of the benefits of working with us here are CSN Stores (Is this a job offer? I can send my newly edited CV over if you wish?).

I think that one of our content specialists (Made-up job title alert!) would love to contribute to your site (No), or work with you on an interesting post about www.cookwarebycsn.co.uk (So you mean you want one of your people to review your product to be posted on my blog? You are kidding me, right?). I would love (You say "love" a lot. Getting creepy...) to provide you with an example of some of the partnership posts we have worked on in the past (So you often review your own products? FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!). I look forward to continuing our conversation and brainstorming some great opportunities for us to work together (How about you send me your bank sort code and account number and we'll see what happens).
Take Care (Will do),
Cameron

I mean... WHAT??? I had a look at their website. Fuck me, they are expensive.

Moving on...

fromCITY MEDIA Foundation
to"irezumi.x.muzan@googlemail.com"
dateMon, Jan 3, 2011 at 6:05 PM
subjectBlogger


Hi (G'day),

I found your blog on Blogger and I may have an interesting
proposal for you (Does it involve you giving me vast amounts
of money? No? Off you toddle then)
.

I work for the CityMedia foundation (citymediafoundation.org)
(Never heard of it) and we are currently offering relevant bloggers
from all over the world a chance to become the administrator
of their city’s video site (Oooh! Finally a way to promote Newport
in a positive way!)
; this is why I’m contacting you.

We created the [City].vi network, making videos of world
cities instinctively (Is that really the correct word to be using?
Seems a bit out of place to me)
accessible with this address
model: “city name” followed by “.vi”

For example: paris.vi, madrid.vi, chicago.vi, losangeles.vi
(I'll have that one please), etc.

The address model works for 68,000 of the world’s most
important cities. Think about a city and try (fucking.vi...
and that is actually a place in Australia!)
...

The objective of the [City].vi network is to become the
leading resource for local video content (Google not doing
it for ya?)
. Our strategy: working with relevant local bloggers
(Why bloggers? We are just opinionated people with an
internet connection. Why not people that work in the
tourist industry or reviewers like Yelpers, etc?)
.

We would be pleased you become the administrator
(Oooh bad English!) of cardiff.vi (Oh. But I don't live in
Cardiff and I think it's kinda shit)
and offer internet surfers
a comprehensive video selection about Cardiff (Well there's
the drunk homeless guy that flashes the blokes outside my
office when people go out for a smoke)
.

By managing your city’s video site you earn all of
the revenues made from the site: ads, professionals
registrations, links (In all honesty, that's fuck all. That's
why I don't use AdSense)
...

You must also know that for a same city, we send a
proposal to several bloggers (Good for you).

The city’s video site is then delegated to the one who
made the best offer (Umm... So you want me to give
you money for running YOUR site? You are fucking kidding
me, yes?)
.

This is the most efficient way for us to select site
administrators who will be motivated to propose their
citizens and city’s visitors a comprehensive video
selection (Bad English again. Did a particularly slow
monkey write all this?)
.

Come on the site (No thanks), you will find the proposal
in detail and the advantages to work with us and take
control of your city's video site (Again, you've offered
me Cardiff and I don't live there)
.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl500NppDCY
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/city.vi
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/city_vi

Thank you for your attention (Thank you for giving me
something to read on the can)
.

Vicki Karlin
City.vi Manager
City.vi, a tool by CityMedia Fdt
citymediafoundation.org

Follow this link, if you no longer wish to receive
information from us (I never agreed to receive information
from you in the first place. Spam me again and I will take
you to court)
.

Monday, 3 January 2011

2010 posts: A year in review

A little late on this one but I am slowly getting there...

Top 10 posts

The allergy post (53 views)

Top 10 visiting countries

United States (3778 hits)
United Kingdom (2232 hits)
Germany (841 hits)
Australia (354 hits)
France (337 hits)
Netherlands (296 hits)
Canada (271 hits)
Sweden (147 hits)
Italy (145 hits)
Austria (125 hits)

Top 10 search terms

Edith Piaf
Malignant Narcissism Irezumi
эдит пиаф
Hala Pickford
malignantnarcissism.blogspot.com
Hala Pickford Tracy Terhune
Progressive Global Training
Bondi Rescue Hoppo
My Feet
Progressive Global Training Cardiff

Saturday, 1 January 2011