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Monday, 31 January 2011
Going Raw: Day Four
Sunday, 30 January 2011
Going Raw: Day Three
Saturday, 29 January 2011
Going Raw: Day Two
Friday, 28 January 2011
Going Raw: Day One
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Making the raw jump
Oh, come on now!
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87 Llewellyn St, Merewether,
NSW, 2291, Australia.
Hello,
my name is Mark Cooper and I am APP Financial Group hiring manager. We have found and carefully reviewed your CV, and we would like to consider you for the position of Funds Transfer Administrator within APP Financial Group Pty Ltd.
Key responsibilities
1. Route and input all payment instructions received by mail, fax or electronically in a timely and accurate manner.
2. Control workflow on a daily basis to ensure deadlines are adhered.
3. Monitor and control of required reports.
4. Basic knowledge of online payment systems.
5. Excellent communication skills.
Salary & Benefits
1. You will be paid a basic salary of 1500 GBP per month.
2. You will benefit from the commissions, which are 5-7% of each transaction.
Normally the amounts that we process vary from 2,000 GBP to 10,000 GBP, but can go higher on special occasions.
Why we need Funds Transfer Administrators
When buying-selling operations via the Internet are concerned, the buyer and the seller don’t know each other and are placed in different corners of the world. Therefore, it is important both to the buyer and the seller for their transaction to be made safely. Payment security means receiving money concerning the transaction by a reliable, experienced, impartial person - our Funds Transfer Administrator. He will hold all the money until all the terms of the deal are satisfied and only then release them to the intended receiver. Please, visit our web-site for more information.
Having a Funds Transfer Administrator in every country we can quickly transfer funds inside a country without wasting time on the international bank transfers, and continue our rapid growth rather than overwhelming our own bank account with inbound and outbound transactions leading to severe hold times and possible service interruption. It is time that is of significant importance to our clients.
The main task of the Funds Transfer Administrator will be receiving money transactions to any bank account he would like to use for the purposes of this job; and then forwarding these transactions to the next party of the process according to our instructions. Funds Transfer Administrator will be processing approximately 1-2 transactions per week.
If you are ready to proceed, please reply to this e-mail and our hiring manager Imdad Khan will contact you shortly.
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you need more information.
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Yours Sincerely,
Mark Cooper,
APP Financial Group.
Wednesday, 26 January 2011
Tastebuds.fm
Saturday, 22 January 2011
Love job sites...
| from | totaljobs@totaljobsmail.co.uk | ||
| reply-to | gavin.mitchell.westerntrust@hotmail.co.uk | ||
| to | *****@gmail.com | ||
| date | Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 3:42 PM | ||
| subject | Totaljobs.com - Job Offer N6544 | ||
Thank you for the interest to our offer!
Our company currently seeking Customer Service Representative to join our team.
Employee Type: Part-Time Employee
The major duty of the incumbent is to promptly receive and process stockbrokers\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' payments
Requirements:
- Expert skill in managing payments and transfers between our company and clients.
- Ability to schedule working hours effectively.
- Availability of spare time (3-4 hours per day).
- Advanced user ability to operate computer and to use Internet and e-mail.
- Legal age.
Payment basis: During the trial period you will be paid 1500 GBP per month. You will also be keeping 5% commission as bonus from every payment received from a client.
With the current volume of clients on average your overall income will add up to 3000 GBP per month. After the trial period your base salary will go up to 2000 GBP per month, plus 8% commission (11% for financial agents with corporate bank account).
Benefits:
- Flexible work schedule.
- Possibility to combine the job with primary employment.
- Free training course.
If you would like to apply to this vacancy and inquire more detailed information, please reply email to our Customer Service Representatives Manager.
Thank you!
Western Trust Solutions Plc.
Wednesday, 19 January 2011
It is decided...
Tuesday, 18 January 2011
MBNA, You Fucks!
Things I want to see banned in 2011
Sunday, 16 January 2011
Umm... what?
| George Landry | Sun, Jan 16, 2011 at 8:31 PM | |
To: japan****@googlemail.com | ||
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Conning the unemployed
Dear Ms Helen Bennett,
After reviewing your CV found online we have decided to propose you a Payment Processing Agent vacancy.
My name is Claudia Deckinson and I'm working for Cesis LTD.
Our company was founded in the UK and deals mainly with IT services, providing companies with the most ideal employees and services tailored for their specific needs.
Two to three hours a day in the leisure of your home performing your duties over the Internet is enough to satisfy the requirements of this position.
Successful applicants are offered a probationary period (30 days). Every agent gets unlimited paid training and online support. We evaluate the employees' performance one week prior to the end of their training period, at which point you will be offered a full time position with our company.
NOTE: During the training period, termination can be recommended by the supervisor if reasonable performance or attendance standards are not met.
We are going to pay GBP 1,500 per month during the probationary period + 8% commission from each payment handled successfully. Total income will be equivalent to about GBP 2,500 per month. In addition, after the first 30 days, your base salary will be increased up to GBP 1,800 a month.
My goal is to spark your interest. In the present economy, our position offers training, support and a pay scale comparable to entry level position requiring 40 hours per week. I hope you will explore, compare, and then contact us with your questions.
Our representatives will reply within 48 hours.
Sincerely,
Claudia Deckinson
Cesis LTD.
Saturday, 15 January 2011
I promised I would post something positive tonight...
Thursday, 13 January 2011
LUIHTRFTT (Laughing Until I Have To Reach For The Tena)
Wednesday, 12 January 2011
Alex
How about a little "expose" of your own?
Saturday, 8 January 2011
Hurt
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
Will drinkstuff.com please just FUCK OFF!
Newport Station: The Latest
A new kind of spam?
Date: Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Subject: Partnership/Advertising Opportunity with CSN Stores.co.uk
To: "irezumi.x.muzan@googlemail.
Mon-Fri, 8:30am-11pm. Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-10pm.
My name is Cameron (my name is You Probably Should Not Have Bothered Emailing Me) and I work for http://www.csnstores.co.uk (ooh!), part of CSN Stores.com (never heard of it, sorry). I love your site (Thank you. What do you like about it most? The standard template layout? The images I swiped from elsewhere? Or the way I am absolutely vile to people who cross me?), and think it provides your readers with fantastic content (Ha!) related to www.allmodern.co.uk (Umm... excuse-me-what-the-fuck?). We are very interested in creating a mutually beneficial partnership with you (Go on...). We would love to talk with you more regarding some of the benefits of working with us here are CSN Stores (Is this a job offer? I can send my newly edited CV over if you wish?).
I think that one of our content specialists (Made-up job title alert!) would love to contribute to your site (No), or work with you on an interesting post about www.cookwarebycsn.co.uk (So you mean you want one of your people to review your product to be posted on my blog? You are kidding me, right?). I would love (You say "love" a lot. Getting creepy...) to provide you with an example of some of the partnership posts we have worked on in the past (So you often review your own products? FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!). I look forward to continuing our conversation and brainstorming some great opportunities for us to work together (How about you send me your bank sort code and account number and we'll see what happens).
Take Care (Will do),
Cameron
| from | CITY MEDIA Foundation | ||
| to | "irezumi.x.muzan@googlemail.com" | ||
| date | Mon, Jan 3, 2011 at 6:05 PM | ||
| subject | Blogger | ||
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